We Are Flatlanders

Podcast by a guy from Ireland and his wife from Texas who moved to Maine. Join us as we recount our adventures in the Pine State!

In this episode, we talk about our cat who has crossed the Rainbow Bridge, our planned trip to Ireland, lightning striking our apartment building, a shout out to The Grill Room's excellent food and amazing happy hour wine deal, and more. Join us!

In this episode, we talk about the underrated poutine at Old Port Tavern, Shelby's humiliating last ever softball game, Rory vs the England-supporting UEFA fans at Andy's Old Port Pub, revisiting the Ice Bar with a literal ice bar, and more. Join us!

In this episode, we talk about Rory finally getting his ten year green card, do a shout out to Bunker Brewing and recount our recent Maine Beer Trail experiences and plans, how we're done with a certain local pizza place, getting stuck in Kennebunkport, and more. Join us! 

In this episode, we talk about Rory's newfound fame, getting a couple's massage, a lackluster boat trip in Casco Bay, not using the Zoom mute during French class, Shelby's embarrassing lost phone situation, the easing of mask restrictions, and more. Join us! 

In this episode, we talk about Freeport fun, our pleas to the WAF studio demon, an outing to Bar of Chocolate in Old Port, Shelby's softball fails, we call the local Poetry Hotline and Callin' Oates, and more. Join us! 

In this episode, we talk about going to Pine Point Beach and OOB, the guy across the street who is getting better at his saxophone, tourists not wearing masks, always failing to get into Becky's for breakfast, the cider shortage in the West End, and more. Join us! 

In this episode, we talk about bar hopping in Old Port on St. Paddy's Day, a hot dog place that charges extra for the bun, walking to the Falmouth Wal Mart from Portland's West End, how we still haven't gone to Duckfat, and more. Join us!

In this episode, we talk about our fantastic lunch at The Porthole, dessert martinis at Top of the East, almost forgetting to tip the pizza driver (again), speculation on the Holiday Inn spray painter, headache-scented beer, and more. Join us! 

In this episode, we talk about Rory's COVID testing hassles, hoarding instant coffee, a certain local business skirting the Emergency Pay law in Portland, Maine Restaurant Week excitement, our neighborhood gay bar opening back up, and more. Join us! 

In this episode, we talk about our new favorite brunch spot on Congress Street (CBG), bad karma over damaged goods at Mexicali Blues, the ongoing perils of Rory's Irish good looks and charm, the new Die Hard-pun named salon in town, and more. Join us! 

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